So, you have Jay-Dubs........

[mdehners]

I've noticed over the yrs that JW swarms come in two forms. There is the General, where they're just doing your neighborhood and the SPecific, where usually a friend or relative who's JW has decided that you need Saving. Unlike the General, the Specific has a particular Pattern....
1st comes the Elderly Ladies, preferably not your Ethnic type. This triggers both Manners and Liberal Guilt to Work in their favor.

2nd comes the Mother and her Children, usually OF your Ethnic type. How can you say "No" to kids Saving your Soul?

3rd comes the Young Pretty Married Couple, to show you that becoming JW makes your skin and hair bright and shiny

4th and Final comes the Obnoxious Man who's usually the head of that Kingdom Hall...sort of like Jehovah Himself.

Yesterday I had the 4th Stage AGAIN. His 1st Words, as they always do, pissed me off. "We were Wondering if this door Worked". I told him:
"Yes, it does" and
"No, thank you. We're Happy with our Present Spiritual Service Provider".

He left Pissed off because appearantly he thought I considered his God the dumpy Afroed Dweeb from the Cellular Commercial....
Cheers,
Pat