Laziest Dog in the World;>

[mdehners]

I just have to shake my head at Boo-Boo sometimes. He really is one of the Laziest dogs on the planet. He's also the most Jealous. Stormy gets a treat, he better. No bird's going to one-up him;>!If Stormy doesn't finish his, Boo-Boo will finish it. Yes, the dog eats bird treats! He'll sit right under the treat make quiet mornful uuf! uuf! uuf! until someone(usually me...) gives it to him. He does the same things with his toys. He won't put his head in tight spaces(we think it has something to do with the Abuse he got before we got him....he won't go through a door that's partially closed. However, he'll go through a doggy-door. I dunno!)so any time one rolls under a table, couch or shelf....it's uuf! uuf! uuuf! in that plaintive tone;>.
He and Stormy are good company though. Living here in the Dangly Bits means there's no local Heathens, the few Pagans are generally on the "backstabby" side of the Force(the reason for a circle is no one can get behind you;>)and the Gay community is like the 70's, without bars! Family is nice but 80 yr old parents(one with ALzheimers) and a brother whose world is IT and wife whatever the newest NEwage thing(the last one I remember was "The Secret", I'm sure it's been replaced by now...)means my lists are the only place I have my kind of conversations. And for the rest of the time? I watch these two idoits play;>......
Cheers,
Pat