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HENCHMEN NEEDED (London, but planned worldwide expansion)

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Reply to: job-783766933@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-05, 2:34PM BST



20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants:

-interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar)
-unwavering loyalty
-being a corruptible government official
-ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety)
-grudge against any well-known vigilante
-flexible moral code

Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome.

Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV.

Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career!

- Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi

UGLY.....

Last week one of our local christofascists(the one's without fashion sense like the real-deal;>+)brought up the subject that gets them all Hot and Horny...Internment Camps for Gays. At least the US Congress gave this idea up two decades ago(but I still remember...). I replied in the paper that I was curious if he was willing to pay for the Interment,Feeding, Housing and Medicating of all the over 1000+ hiv+ people(in other words he hadn't got the news that others get it, not just Fags)in our county(that's just reported to the health dept...). Well. I just got a call....from him. Appearently he called everyone with the last name of Duffy in the county to tell me yes he would pay, that I was wrong about how many(like, how would someone you goes to county health dept and sits on the board know how many in the county system?) and that he resented them being called COncentration camps because these would only put dead fags in the ovens.....
And folks wonder why I dislike christians.....
Truth,
Pat