Aliens Looking for a piece of Ass!

[mdehners]

It's happened again. Cattle Locally have gone missing and are later found with their hind ends missing. Unlike in other parts of the country, this sort of thing is considered t he work of the same sort that "spotlight" Deer and siphon parked cars...not Space Aliens. I mean, it could be Latinate Aliens but more likely those who sell meat from the back of their trucks at swapmeets....
Truth,
Pat