Movie Recommendation...
Feb. 26th, 2009 07:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mdehners'Feast 3'. Not as good as the 1st, which was everything an old-fashioned B-Horror should have been but worth seeing. It's kind of nice that the Trilogy didn't pull to usually unbeleiveable BS that a bunch of highschool dropouts can figure out the causation of all the problems. In fact, in 2 the know-it-all that discovers "The Truth" usually in these flicks ends up disolving a Grandmother and getting a bunch of Biker Chicks Preggers with Alien Sperm.
Clu Galleger, the 70's B and Tv movie star is still sexy in his 70's as the cranky BArtender that you keep thinking gets killed but like Bugs Bunny pops out of the wreckage damaged bu functional. He also has some of the best lines in the flick, Like telling a man after having both his arms bitten off that "he only needs legs to kick some ass";>...
Monsters that look like Wrestlers with bad skin, Pirahna teeth and humongous genetalia that reproduce by fucking ANYTHING( the scene in 2 that surprisingly didn't get PETA on their ass with a standard sized cat being screwing by a 3' penis, then exploding when the "baby came to term in 30 seconds....), cowboys, ninjas Midget wrestlers, Lesbian Bikers, New Agers and Giant Robots...what more could you want in B-Horror Cheeze;>?
Cheers,
Pat
Clu Galleger, the 70's B and Tv movie star is still sexy in his 70's as the cranky BArtender that you keep thinking gets killed but like Bugs Bunny pops out of the wreckage damaged bu functional. He also has some of the best lines in the flick, Like telling a man after having both his arms bitten off that "he only needs legs to kick some ass";>...
Monsters that look like Wrestlers with bad skin, Pirahna teeth and humongous genetalia that reproduce by fucking ANYTHING( the scene in 2 that surprisingly didn't get PETA on their ass with a standard sized cat being screwing by a 3' penis, then exploding when the "baby came to term in 30 seconds....), cowboys, ninjas Midget wrestlers, Lesbian Bikers, New Agers and Giant Robots...what more could you want in B-Horror Cheeze;>?
Cheers,
Pat
