Christianity and Easter for Dummies, Inspired by Merry's family....

[mdehners]

Adult:Jesus was Born to Mary, a Virgin and her husband Joseph.
Kid: Was something wrong with him?
A:No, she was Impregnated before Marriage to Joseph by the Holy Spirit.
K: Isn't that wrong?
A:Well, for Humans it is.
K:Oh.....
A:Well, Easter is when we Celebrate Him coming back from the Dead.
K: For Revenge on his Enemies?
A:No. To show how Special He was.
K:Oh....can I go back to Playing 'Evil Dead 5'?
Cheers,
Pat