"Tag Lines".....
Oct. 21st, 2008 02:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mdehnersBack in the "Olden Days", at the end of a post on a BBS system most folks would put their tag line, which was usually a little quote that they though either fit the post or thought the readers would enjoy. I recently found my old tagline file and thought to share a few;>....
“I swear on my husband’s testicles that if Clara tries one more sneaky thing, you can play Soccer with her head.”-Betsy, ‘Undead & Unworthy’
I suppose when you’re preoccupied with solving the mysteries of existence and eternity, you can’t be bothered with cleaning up after yourself…”-Gayle, “Drinking Midnight Wine’
"It's easy not to kill people who don't deserve it. It's from killing the people who Irritate you, that is the task"-Gwurm,' A Nameless Witch'-Martinez
“Vengeance? It isn’t an exact science, but I figure it has to be farther than a journey of self-discovery, but shorter than an epic quest.:-Qwurm-“A Nameless Witch”-Martinez
“Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be glad it happens in that order.”-Solomon Short
“I’m not Suicidal, I have an Anxiety Disorder. People like me seldom kill themselves. We’re too Anxious about Death.”-Marc, ‘Undead and Unwed’
“I guess that answers the ‘do they or don’t they’ genitalia question .as Kris’ bat impacted between the creature’s legs. 'Long Hot Summoning'
Austin muttered, “You look like a man with blood on his jeans and a basilisk in a hockey bag. Get over yourself and let’s get on with this. I’m hot, I’m hungry and I’m missing ‘Oprah’.” “Long Lot Summoning
“And, as it is generally the case around the time a prophet is expected, the Church redoubled it’s efforts to be Holy. This is very much like the bustle you get in any large concern when auditors are expected….”- “Small Gods”
The Roman Empire didn't collapse. It choked to death on an overdose of taxes, lawyers, and Christians. -Solomon Short
Reality is all that stuff that doesn't care if you believe in it or not. -Solomon Short
“I swear on my husband’s testicles that if Clara tries one more sneaky thing, you can play Soccer with her head.”-Betsy, ‘Undead & Unworthy’
I suppose when you’re preoccupied with solving the mysteries of existence and eternity, you can’t be bothered with cleaning up after yourself…”-Gayle, “Drinking Midnight Wine’
"It's easy not to kill people who don't deserve it. It's from killing the people who Irritate you, that is the task"-Gwurm,' A Nameless Witch'-Martinez
“Vengeance? It isn’t an exact science, but I figure it has to be farther than a journey of self-discovery, but shorter than an epic quest.:-Qwurm-“A Nameless Witch”-Martinez
“Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be glad it happens in that order.”-Solomon Short
“I’m not Suicidal, I have an Anxiety Disorder. People like me seldom kill themselves. We’re too Anxious about Death.”-Marc, ‘Undead and Unwed’
“I guess that answers the ‘do they or don’t they’ genitalia question .as Kris’ bat impacted between the creature’s legs. 'Long Hot Summoning'
Austin muttered, “You look like a man with blood on his jeans and a basilisk in a hockey bag. Get over yourself and let’s get on with this. I’m hot, I’m hungry and I’m missing ‘Oprah’.” “Long Lot Summoning
“And, as it is generally the case around the time a prophet is expected, the Church redoubled it’s efforts to be Holy. This is very much like the bustle you get in any large concern when auditors are expected….”- “Small Gods”
The Roman Empire didn't collapse. It choked to death on an overdose of taxes, lawyers, and Christians. -Solomon Short
Reality is all that stuff that doesn't care if you believe in it or not. -Solomon Short
