Chrizza Pleez!

[mdehners]

The next Christian that comes up to me Whining about how "Oppressed" they are because they can no longer force non-Christians to Obey their Beleif-system's tenets is getting smacked....man OR WOMAN.
And NO it's not that we don't "Know Jesus". We DO. We just ain't Interested. And all "Reframing" your shpeal does is Irritate us.
BUGGER OFF!!!!!!!!
Cheers,
Patrick Thomas Duffy

Comments

[weofodthignen]

Not only not interested, I loathe him. He and Buddha can go play in an alligator-infested river.

[brock_tn]

My favorite response to "Do you know Jesus?" is:

"Ain't he that Mexican guy who cuts the grass down at the Catholic Church? Hey, if you see him, remind him that he still owes me twenty bucks from last month's poker game!"

Sometimes living in Alabama can be FUN!

[mdehners]

Or the Florida Panhandle, which culturally is baiscally the same thing;>. I usually respond to the "Have you Found Jesus?" comment by telling them that I had but wasn't all that Interested or Impressed. Thor(or pretty much ANY traditional European Diety INCLUDING many of the Goddesses) could easily take him in a Cagematch;>....
Cheers,
Pat